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i was in sydney on the weekend - hectic visit. ended up greeting my mum with "fuck off!" when she woke me up on mothers day for an early breakfast with family. as soon as i realised where i was i felt so bad, but these days i wake up at some really strange places and it can be a little confusing.

huge fuck off tarantula walked across the dash board when i was attempting to do a manual hill start, both of which i hate, and that was an exceptionally fucked up moment that came very close to disaster.

my folks let me drive the Audi on my own, which was a total wheel spin, so i did... but a turbo A3 manual is a bit too much for me. i stalled it once and was shaking and dad specifically said "no smoking in the car" . I don't think i could relax anyway, imagine if shit happened with that car, i'm positive they would take it out of my inheritance. haha... kidding. that car IS my inheritance, so it is in the cars best interest that i don't drive it right now.

i called my sis and asked her to swing past my friends place on her way home from work and swap cars... i traded audi for excel, and that was a bit more fun for me. not so much stress!!

people looked at me in the audi as well cause i did some of the absolute worst driving ever

another source of stress was my sisters Wii. Nintendo took it one step further with Wii as it is no longer taboo to emphatically move the controller in a vain attempt to get around a corner faster in mario kart - however poking out the tongue during game play is still controversial in some circles.

I found that the new Wii cordless remote thing brought a level of stress which goes against the sense of relaxation which these games were originally designed to provide. we would finish races and feel physically and emotionally drained when we didn't place, or super hyperactive if we placed.

it is weird living on a floor in melbourne but kind of cool - my home life revolves around my mattress and whatever mess i make has to be on it, which means before bed i have to clean it up. i highly recommend it as a life style, very japanese and all that. cultural squatting, i'd better get used to it now.

if you ate meat a big mac, you would totally understand the weird, bland zen that my life is right now.